Patni :- I love you.
I can't live without you!
Marr jaaungi!
Mit jaaungi!
Zehar pee jaaungi.
Tere pyar mein fanna ho jaaungi!
🏃Pati :- Dekhlo, jaise bhi tum ko comfortable lage...
Wife :-
Kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure
PEPSI ki Bottal ki tarah tha !!!
Husband :-
Wo to Ab b hai !!!
Wife :- sach ???
Husband :-🏃
Pehle Bottle 300ML ki thi
Ab
2-Litre ki hai ...
WEEKEND JOKES!
Doctor: Aapki Biwi ab sirf do dino ki mehman hai.
I'm so sorry...
Santa: Isme sorry ki kya baat hai Dr. Saab.
Nikaal lenge ye do din bhi jaise-taise...
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Ek Sardarni behosh ho gayi.
Doctor: Yeh mar gayi hai..
Jab usko jalane lage to woh uth baithi aur boli mein zinda hoon...!!
Sardar: Chupchap padi reh gawar,
Tu Doctor se zyada jaanti hai kya?
Jalao ji Jalao.
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Santa: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye to usi doctor se shaadi kar lena...
Biwi: Aisa Q kehte ho ji?
Santa: To kya doctor ko maaf kar doon??
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Husband : Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai Hai...Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuchh Sunaai Nahi Deta...
Hakim:
Mashaallah Ye Bimari Nahin...Tum par Allah Ki Rehmat Hui Hai !!😂😜