Ladki shop pe (Parrot) Tota kharidne gayi.


Ladki- Iski kya khasiyat hai ?

Wasim Bhai (Dukandar)-Ye bolta hai.

Ladki ne Tote se pucha- Main kaisi lagti hu ?

Tota- Bhen k Lodi randi lagti hai.

Ladki- Ye to bahot badtamiz tota hai.

Wasim Bhai use under le gaye aur pani me duba k pucha, bol ab gali dega ?
Tota- Ha dunga.

Vasim bhai ne aur zor se
dubaya aur pucha, Ab bol sale.
Tota- Nahi kabhi nahi dunga.

Wo use bahar le gaye aur lady se kaha ab puchiye gali nahi dega.

Lady- Agar mere ghar pe 1 admi aye to tum kya sochoge ?
Tota- Apka pati hai.

Lady- Agar 2 ?
Tota- Apka pati aur dever

Lady- agar 3 ?
Tota- Pati, dever aur bhai.

Lady- agar 4 ?

Tota- Pani le aao Wasim Bhai, Maine to pehle hi kaha tha "Bhen ki lodi randi hai...😂