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Dhoni- Waah re mere Sher aaj kya khela hai tu
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Rohit Sharma- Haa yaar gussa aya tha
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Dhoni- Kis baat ka gussa?
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Rohit- Wo Maa ka lauda Shakib-Al-Hasan
mujhse aake puchta hai tu Anushka Sharma ka bhai hai kya?

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3 days ago

Anushka : hiii Rohit... How are you,
Virat ki Century hui kya ?? 
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Virat : Bc aaj me hi hu ... ROHIT Batting Kar raha hai

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3 days ago

Ik Larki thi dewaani si…
Ik Larkay pe wo mar…
Kuch lena tha usay…
Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi..
Jab bi milti thi muijhey….
Ye hi pocha karti thi…..
Ye “CxNDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Ye “CxNDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI

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3 days ago

Santa ek baar ek ladki ke saath chudai karne laga
to Ladki santa ka private saman dekh kar boli:
“itna bada” Santa khushi se bola: “O ji hum
punjabi hain hamara to sub kuch hi bada hota
hai” Jab ladki ne apni salwaar utaari to santa
uski choot dekh kar bola “Oye! Tusi vi punjabi ho“

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3 days ago

Girl- All men r same...
Me- toh..!!???
Toh bhen ki lawdi choose karne mai itni der kyu lagati hai jab sab same hain to...

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